Breaking News: Dog invades North Korea.
I tried to warn her about the nuclear warheads, but she didn't seem to care.
posted by Brian Eden at
3:43 PM
About
Some people view the world through rose-colored glasses.
I prefer the ones with slinky eyeballs.
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When I'm not writing blog entries, I write ads.
You can find my portfolio here.
Contact: brian@brianeden.com
About Me
- Name: Brian Eden
- Location: Baltimore, Maryland, United States
I sleep on the left side of the bed. I drive with the windows down and the music up (even when it's too hot). I read the paper at the coffee shop before work every morning. It makes my coffee taste better. I prefer Crest to Colgate, although I'm not really sure why. I tie my shoes short-bus style with the two loops instead of the around-the-tree method. I'd rather have french fries than chocolate. I love everything about the summer, including the humidity. I've read more cookbooks than novels. Granted, the plot is usually more predictable (Cook food. Eat food. Spill food on pants.) but it tastes a helluva lot better than the stuff in Harry Potter (which, as it turns out, has nothing to do with pots). I love the Orioles. But only when they win. When they lose, I forever renounce my loyalties to the team, the city of Baltimore and the game of baseball. Until the next night, when I somehow find it in my heart to forgive them. I love Kayaking and try to get out on the harbor once or twice a week. It's great exercise and I find that it gives my skin a radiant glow. (Especially in the dark.) I love coffee shops, photography, interior design (my job in my next life) and shopping.
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- Buy stock in Kleenex.
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- Fit for a ho.
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- Ben Folds and the BSO
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That's a great pic and the jokes that can be made into captions are endless.
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